Faith Choyce http://faithchoyce.com/blog Writer, Comedian, Lover, Fighter Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:11:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 4 Great Reasons To Think Like A Douchebag http://faithchoyce.com/blog/4-great-reasons-to-think-like-a-douchebag/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/4-great-reasons-to-think-like-a-douchebag/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:18:13 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/?p=1785 Posted in Writing

by Faith Choyce Snooki. Paris Hilton. The Kardashians. The list could go on. We love to bitch about how The Jersey Shore, Paris Hilton, and The Kardashians are destroying the very fabric of America. You might think they’re famous for nothing or that they don’t deserve what they’ve got. You’ve probably found yourself wondering, “Why them [...]]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/4-great-reasons-to-think-like-a-douchebag/feed/ 4 Smoke Em If You Got Em http://faithchoyce.com/blog/smoke-em-if-you-got-em/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/smoke-em-if-you-got-em/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:02:02 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/?p=1777 Posted in Jokes

2/7/12 According to the BBC, Jamaica has melted down about 2,000 illegal firearms as part of a program to reduce gun trafficking and violent crime on the island. In completely unrelated news, Taco Bell tacos, smoking pipes and Zippo lighters on the island are now retailing for $0.02 apiece.]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/smoke-em-if-you-got-em/feed/ 0 The Love/Hate Guru http://faithchoyce.com/blog/im-a-lovehate-guru/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/im-a-lovehate-guru/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 06:44:00 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1754 Posted in Links

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It’s true. Whoever you’re dating right now is insane. You need advice and you’d rather get it from someone who doesn’t charge as much as your therapist, makes you laugh once per session, and doesn’t have a weird obsession with your mom. Two out of three ain’t bad. Ask away, if I get enough responses [...]]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/im-a-lovehate-guru/feed/ 2 Don’t Touch My Tech http://faithchoyce.com/blog/1745/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/1745/#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:14:11 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1745 Posted in Jokes

12/19/10 Touchless smartphones and TVs could be on sale as early as 2012. This is groundbreaking news for those of us who feel that the acts of watching tv and talking on the phone have become WAY too labor intensive.]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/1745/feed/ 0 Faith Choyce Radio on Pandora http://faithchoyce.com/blog/faith-choyce-radio-on-pandora/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/faith-choyce-radio-on-pandora/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:54:11 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1730 Posted in News

Check it out, Pandora radio’s got standup comedy now if you haven’t heard, and it looks like I have a station! Add it and blast it from whatever speakers  you can get your hands on. The neighbors really do wanna hear it, I promise. Especially the part about roast beef.  ]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/faith-choyce-radio-on-pandora/feed/ 0 Thinkaboutit http://faithchoyce.com/blog/thinkaboutit/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/thinkaboutit/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:59:49 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1664 Posted in Quotes

Life is a carcinogen. ~

]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/thinkaboutit/feed/ 0 I’m 53: A Haiku http://faithchoyce.com/blog/im-53-a-haiku/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/im-53-a-haiku/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:52:14 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1654 Posted in Articles

Looks like Wanda Sykes Shouts white person on my walk To buy wrinkle cream]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/im-53-a-haiku/feed/ 0 “Bring Out The Pegasi” Free Mp3 http://faithchoyce.com/blog/bring-out-the-pegasi-free-mp3/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/bring-out-the-pegasi-free-mp3/#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:46:42 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1589 Posted in Audio

If you haven’t had the chance to come to a show and catch it live yet…have a listen. Bring Out The Pegasi – Faith Choyce (mp3)]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/bring-out-the-pegasi-free-mp3/feed/ 0 Drugs, Not Hugs http://faithchoyce.com/blog/drugs-not-hugs/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/drugs-not-hugs/#comments Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:14:37 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1607 Posted in Jokes

11/30/11 Federal agents in California have uncovered the “most sophisticated” drug tunnel in years, running from California to Tijuana. One official, who wishes to remain unnamed, has reported that the tunnel is constructed entirely out of caviar,  opera ticket stubs, and Ivy League school acceptance letters.]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/drugs-not-hugs/feed/ 0 Pocahontas’ Happy Place http://faithchoyce.com/blog/pocahontas-happy-place/ http://faithchoyce.com/blog/pocahontas-happy-place/#comments Sun, 27 Nov 2011 09:16:46 +0000 Faith http://faithchoyce.com/blog/?p=1619 Posted in Jokes

11/27/11 An archaeologist in Virginia has discovered the remains of the world’s oldest Protestant church and is convinced it’s the wedding site of Pocahontas. The location is also known in her tribe’s native tongue as “the place where she was dragged and forced to marry that old white dude”.]]> http://faithchoyce.com/blog/pocahontas-happy-place/feed/ 0