Thinkaboutit
Life is a carcinogen.
I’m 53: A Haiku
Looks like Wanda Sykes
Shouts white person on my walk
To buy wrinkle cream
“Bring Out The Pegasi” Free Mp3
If you haven’t had the chance to come to a show and catch it live yet…have a listen. 
Bring Out The Pegasi – Faith Choyce (mp3)
Drugs, Not Hugs
11/30/11
Federal agents in California have uncovered the “most sophisticated” drug tunnel in years, running from California to Tijuana. One official, who wishes to remain unnamed, has reported that the tunnel is constructed entirely out of caviar, opera ticket stubs, and Ivy League school acceptance letters.
Pocahontas’ Happy Place
11/27/11
An archaeologist in Virginia has discovered the remains of the world’s oldest Protestant church and is convinced it’s the wedding site of Pocahontas. The location is also known in her tribe’s native tongue as “the place where she was dragged and forced to marry that old white dude”.